Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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