so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
