We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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