tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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