Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
