would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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