Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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