the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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