I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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