: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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