Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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