It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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