i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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