How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
His nipple licking is glorious
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