how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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