windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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