Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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