their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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