Non-Jews are for practice
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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