Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
