soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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