So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
