no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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