the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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