uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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