But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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