even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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