JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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