Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
