i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
In America we eat man semen.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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