I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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