Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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