drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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