Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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