her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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