The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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