They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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