Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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