Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She even gives head with a lisp.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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