Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Edward fifth and chaser hands
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
