it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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