Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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