I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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