I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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