hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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