im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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