On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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