the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Watching her eat just hurts me
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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