My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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