i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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